There is no justice!
They wail as ambling boys are blown away.

We are justice.
They insist while slinging fire and steel.

Where is justice?
I wonder while bloating on the couch.


My First Act as President

Anyone who badgers his friends
With too many Candy Crush requests
Will be burned at the stake Salem-style
And it will air on national TV
For the sick enjoyment of the masses
Good night, and God Bless America.