Four Haiku for The Sunshine State’s “Seasons”


i. Winter
Pumpkin spice frenzy
A collection of Ugg boots
This lasts for two weeks

ii. Spring
Though not quite Summer
You can tell that it’s trying
Mildly oppressive

iii. Summer
Year-round and unfair
If we aren’t very careful
We’ll burst into flames

iv. Fall
It lives to taunt us
A brief reprieve from hellfire
Let’s wear our hoodies!